Fabio... no man!

...And later that night, came this Fabio-look-a-like stripper dude - so gross! I'd much rather see a female strip than a male. I spent the whole time hiding away behind a friend, trying very hard not to make eye contact or he'll make you go up and fondle his banana. So gross. There goes my innocence! Haha :P Oh, this photo is pretty dark, but believe me, you don't really wanna see it!